The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (AKA the “Mormons” or “LDS”) has over 13 million members and nearly 29,000 congregations (wards) worldwide. One would think I could move to the furthest edge of the continent and not run into people who know your family, right? I mean, come on. Thirteen million people, 2200 miles, and who knows how many congregations between me and your adoptive family there should be a bit of distance, right? RIGHT????
Of all the wards in all the world, I had to move into the ONE ward in which the Bishop is best friends with your brother-in-law. Seriously.
I am too tired right now to explain how this curious coincidence was uncovered but suffice it to say, “Though the mountains divide and the oceans are wide, it’s a small small world.”